Today is Part 1 of "Sex With Things That Scare Me":
Giant Squid (AKA God's Tumors) - Since Giant Squid are notoriously rare, and so evil that the blackness of their sin chemically eviscerates anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them, their closest (also evil, but more edible) relative is the common, creepy-ass cephalopod: the octopus. This video is like a Japanese essay composed around the generic thesis question "If I can put in in my mouth and my aquarium, why can't I have sex with it until it dies?"
See also: the eels, the seacucumber thing
As an aside (or some kind of compensatory video post for my general laziness) here's a shittily forced portrait of one of America's greatest heroes in a half-shell, and of fucking course it's on an EverQuest messageboard. Spoiler: April gets a nunchuck in her puckered starfish, and it is awesome.
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Was that his first erection? You think he would have broken his shell before.
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