The Japanese Maturity Woman

In my millenial-generation jadedness, a reactive pathos is made necessary- studiously sincere, I wonder who this reluctant but apparently consenting Yoko woman is - the films indicate that in the early 80's she was around 40 years old. The films themselves appear to be authentically amateur, owing as much to the camera work (stationary? on a tripod?) as to her unshaved, unpolished, beleagured resignation. She would have been born in 1944, making her just a year old when the bombs were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki - she'd be 67 today. (I CAN MATH) I wonder if her house was damaged by the tsunami, and if she ever got divorced or stayed with the guy in these videos. I can't assume that she didn't enjoy herself, I suppose - maybe it was a sub/dom situation or maybe she was just tired.

Japan, again

How is reverse-birth possibly a fetish?

Eviscerape

Allow me to present yet another horrible act of Asian invention (let's call it "deconstructed bestiality") hosted so generously by the chauvinist neckbeards at EFuckt.
I aver that this is film has an anachronistic vaudevillian sensibility resulting from the dramatization of ironic wordplay. This is illustrated, principally, in the conclusion, in which the male climax, a synonym of which is "head," is fantastically transmuted to a dangling and decapitated literal cranium.
The fact that it's Asian (as evidenced by the blurred genitals, which themselves are a consequence of the hollow-boned and thus aerodynamic physical structure of the races of the Orient) might lead some to speculate as to the veracity of the above exegesis, since the Asiatic peoples are not known for their innate facility with words which are, in the Queen's English, synonymous. To those nay saying armchair lexicographers, I respond with evidence provided by dear BabelFish translation that the Japanese writing of ejaculate is "精液," while head is "頭部". Both of these peculiar compound graphemes resemble the scribblings of an armless man with a mouth full of toothpicks in litter box, but since they are roughly the same length they're almost certainly considered "synonymous" in the parlance of that Mothra-infested island.

If They're Teenage, Is This Illegal?

Today is Part 1 of "Sex With Things That Scare Me":
Giant Squid (AKA God's Tumors) - Since Giant Squid are notoriously rare, and so evil that the blackness of their sin chemically eviscerates anyone unfortunate enough to encounter them, their closest (also evil, but more edible) relative is the common, creepy-ass cephalopod: the octopus. This video is like a Japanese essay composed around the generic thesis question "If I can put in in my mouth and my aquarium, why can't I have sex with it until it dies?"
See also: the eels, the seacucumber thing
As an aside (or some kind of compensatory video post for my general laziness) here's a shittily forced portrait of one of America's greatest heroes in a half-shell, and of fucking course it's on an EverQuest messageboard. Spoiler: April gets a nunchuck in her puckered starfish, and it is awesome.

Dear Japan...

I'm so mad at you right now - your filthy, slippery body and your harsh moon-language squeals during the orgasms you earn from the most abominable, loathesome sources, your rapturous convulsions at the sight of potential food source/bodily orifice combinations, your little hands and impossible promises of yaoi-drawing robots...
Oh, and this.
What the fuck, Japan? No, you know what? No. It isn't fucking OK. Put your over-enthusiastic peace-sign down and shut up about "desu, desu!!!!," we're done. Stop it. No, I'm out of here. Don't ever try to fucking call me again.