Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I read a how-to about fucking a chicken.


Finding material for this is time-consuming. I have to wade through a lot of human-hell just to find these sparkling, puckered gems. For example, today I watched videos of a horse fucking a man (the one who later died from a punctured colon and they made that documentary Zoo about it) and a girl who has some kind of raisin for a vagina and this one horrible video of a girl shooting a brown bear and then having sex on it. I read a how-to about fucking a chicken. People are vile creatures when they know they're being filmed. I'm not hyperlinking to these videos because they're not good enough. Bestiality isn't funny, and it's the entirely wrong sort of vulgar (eels don't count as animals because they lay eggs that become larva. Fuck them.) and making fun of someone's genitals seems unnecessarily cloddish. On to the video!

This is blasphemous. And German. Of course it's fucking German - just two adjectives and you already know what happens.

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