Please, for a moment, consider catheter insertion. Remove it from medical necessity, and cogitate whether this is something you would ever want done to your genitals for fun. The audience I've polled, some among them who have endured the exquisite experience of getting a piece of tubing shoved into their urethrae, almost universally shout "No, Ms. Owen, that would be painful and it would suck horribly!" And yes, it most certainly would, because the urethra is a tiny, fragile orifice designed for getting UTIs and expelling body fluids. Cue squirm-inducing video:
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More on urethra sex/sounding/pee holes in THE FUTURE!
Unrelated:
Anteaters have four-pronged schlongs, which grow to enormous size and shoot barbed sperm that cause vaginal catastrophes in female anteaters after each session of intercourse. Additionally, I am not a scientist and base half of my research on lying. Fact check me here.
I love reactions to cupchicks, and I love grandma. I also love combinations.
Speaking of Cupchicks, The Smoking Gun just did a fabulous little piece on the origins of; Dlisted sees the story, and raises you a "blame Alberto Gonzalez".
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