Monday, December 3, 2007

Can Your Pussy Do The Urinal?


Let's take this conversation from piss hole to piss hole, shall we?
This video is of interest for three reasons that I can think of directly:
1) the hose-master has an accent which allows me to imagine him as a sedated Paul Hogan
2) you can clearly see her vaginal walls as she "push[es] it out slowly"
3) the audio equipment used in this recording was some kind of wonderful, and the sound of fresh urine being PC-muscled out of a vagina is like, incredibly horrible
oh, and 4) the video ends on a queef

Why use a perfectly lovely (if slightly hyper-elastic) vagina as a urinal? Did they, too, watch that episode of South Park where Cartman explains intercourse thusly:
"Stick it inside her and pee. If you don't want to get her pregnant you pull it out and pee on her leg"? I tried to ask Google for an answer, but all I got was this game which is hosted on funnygames.biz but is not a funny game AT ALL. "The object of this game is to make this sexy but terrified girl pee." Start playing and notice which hole the "stick"(nail?) is going in.

Levi: I would never buy that for the Wii

lol, Levi, lol.

1 comment:

the Good Dr. Benjamin Roneyberg-McYeagerstein said...

This reminds me of maybe five or six years ago when Kozak first showed me his calvacade of cream pie videos and my life was changed forever.

Now what I want to know is whether or not urine is an effective enough spermicide. If so, men all over the world could start putting that need-to-piss-after-finishing urg to proper use.