Yes, FURNITURE PORN! I do wish that it was a proper video, but the slide-show is necessary for the display of the dialog. Also, furniture is inanimate and as such, it cannot actually copulate.
As today is Friday, please to enjoy some Smurves. Smurfs? No, Smurves. I'm pretty impressed by the quality of the blue body-paint, and the fact that they're catering to a seemingly French/American nostalgia while speaking Portuguese or Spanish or something (someone clear this up for me, please?)
Two choice aspects of this spectacle? A little after half-way through, they whistle as they blow bang Smurfette. Also, Gargamel has his numbingly repetitive way with her. Unfortunately, Smurf-canon is not adhered to, as male Smurves were bald under their hats, and Gargamel was always accompanied by Azrael.
Next week: either I'll find Snorks porn or, more likely, just more Asians and seafood.
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I watched Smurves while eating the kind of custard pie that would normally require two jaws.
Here's the recipe:
4 eggs
1/2 a cup of flour
2 cups of milk
(remaining recipe redacted)
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