Alright, today was my birthday. I'm a full 19 years old, and let's say I want to cruise the internet for some innocent, interesting stuff.
You would think that that situation could end innocently. Maybe I could go to Pitchfork and laugh at some pretentious reviews, search Wikipedia for some random shit, or even go to my college's website and get some goddamn work done.
Nope. Dolphin Porn.
Since starting this website, my normal interests have all been subjugated to this revolting fascination. I can't read music reviews anymore without thinking of the bestiality I could be writing about here. It's like being on the event horizon of a black hole.
If the black hole were a dude suckin' on a dolphin's dick.
2 comments:
Perhaps it was the whistle that officiated the whole thing, but somehow that seemed perfectly normal.
Also, http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Random/dog_buttface.jpg
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