In traversing the dark subcultures as presented by the myriad of internet porn videos that Google will yield, sometimes you DON'T find gems. In an attempt to find videos that are relevant to the (dare I say?) shocking nature of sexuality, I've obtained one clip that runs tangential to our focus. It's not quite sexual, yet it can't be quite platonic.
The act that this man commits is so easily justifiable as an act of hazing, but nowhere in the video do you find evidence of another person. The only sentient being is himself, taking a warm Roman facial (made possible by the wonders of saran wrap). As a digression, would you say that saran wrap is innocent stuff? I would have five weeks ago, only having knowledge of it as the plastic that kept my casseroles fresh. Now it's just a common item in shock fetish videos. Something to keep the shit out but the vomit in. Yummy!
The last phrase in the video is: "Pretty gross, but I just got it done." What influence created this man's urge to "get it done?" He doesn't seem to be a "Larry the Cable Guy" type, although it's hard to tell now. Drinking nearly a gallon of milk is crazy enough, but wanting to squelch your face in it is... inexplicable.
This video can't be sexual. I hope it is.
2 comments:
that man is just boring
boring or bored? his shirt makes me think that he's some kind of Anne Rice reading turd who spells vampire with a "y".
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