Vanilla Beans vol. 1

It begs the question, "are we truly advancing as a species?" when the single greatest puppet-themed sex flick was introduced in 1976. It's niche market has been cornered, and virtually uncontested ever since. I suppose the endless panoply of televised, pilly, role models of the 70s and 80s, hands twisting and shucking at their insides, is gone. And I, as a product of that era, should have guessed that the grown-ups merely planted me in front of a screen glowing with Sesame Street, Pinwheel, the Muppets and Muppet Babies, as a means to fulfill their daily fisting requirements, and nothing more. But those shows have largely disappeared. So what sort of demand is there for this type of thing anymore? Maybe this is more about the cathode ray babysitter vs. the broadband babysitter. Maybe I should just shut the fuck up and let you watch, nay - experience, LET MY PUPPETS COME.