If any Gap company EXCEPT OLD NAVY made sex, it would look like this. A bleach-sanitized porno- something you could show your prude girlfriend who doesn't even like sex because she gets turned off by the squishy, bushy, noisy wet parts of coitus. The organic, human, vulnerable, intimate parts. This is the safest porn I've seen outside of softcore, and it looks like it was shot right before/after (during?) an N*Sync video.
The parent company is X-Art, whose website markets "beautiful erotica" on a very flashy, classy website. This shit looks completely professional - sparkling, healthy and homogeneous young models and their hairless, tiny pussies. Young men who probably play lacrosse but are in the off-season and have neither bruises nor intimidating musculature are in a constant state of erection for the suburban sex they gamely perform. The videos themselves sound like the "racy" titles Nars gives their cosmetics ("tenderness," "naked in the sun," "naughty girl"). I sincerely find this kind of porn a bummer - it seems miserably art-less and scrupulously benign - I imagine the men's cumshots (of which I was unable to locate in a video on the site) smell faintly of febreeze and taste like flat Fresca. It's hardly porn - more like easily digested, warm soapy intercourse.
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