Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The Dead Land of Hershey Squirts

This disclaimer was printed at the top of the upcoming video: "** If the video is not playing please click here to install flash if you don't have it, then email me or if you have any questions at emails.2girls1cup@gmail.com **"

The implications of this is that shock porn is no longer a hidden phenomena. More and more people are watching these videos out of their own volition. I would really enjoy meeting the guy who writes this email: "Excuse me, but I am not able to watch this girl drink a lot of piss. Link me to downloadable software so that I can see this ambrosia."

Speaking of excessive coprophilia and urophilia, 1girl1pitcher does a pretty good job of shocking those already desensitized by 2girls1cup. Not only is this woman willingly downing batches of her own brand, she's accepting hand-outs from nearby breweries. Note your reaction when you see that the guy spills her urine all over her chest.

In a divine moment where the transparency of viral porn becomes evident once again, someone shits into her mouth. All of these videos look like half-assed corollaries to the ever famous, ever disgusting holy grail of vomitpoopsex. With this in mind, however, I have to admit there is one scene that gets incredibly hilarious. First, the woman is covered in shit. Then, as the camera pans out a bit, we see she has nipple clamps on. As it pans further, her red latex-like boots come into view. The 4th grade innocence we attach to the phrase "Hershey Squirts" is gone, replaced with an image of a plumber staring into a clogged toilet, yanking his dog like he just don't care.

4 comments:

morilandia said...

como va ese guitar hero???
que guitarra tienes???
de que consola???
yo de ps2

un saludo rockeroooo

bryan reynolds said...

i do hope that this trend stops soon

Anonymous said...

What trend, dear Bryan Reynolds?

Anonymous said...

You will never see this, Bryan Reynolds, but I'd just like to let you know that my posts are a bit better now that I'm not an 18 year old child. The trend has stopped.