Bananas Gallo

Charaters: M - Maya, owner of "Maya's Butthole" T- Irma "The Lisping Tiger" Rabinowitz C - Vincent Gallo's Canadian Doppleganger
M: Okay, one... two... three...
[pop] [backmask]

T: Oh, dude!
C: Oh fuck, you missed.
T: It hit my mouth, I just couldn't catch it...
C: Okay, well we want to have this in there for fucking the slow motion replay, okay, you gotta catch it, alright? Don't miss it. Catch it. I want you to bite it, okay?
T: I'd better fucking catch it, Maya.
M: K, You ready?
C: Ready.
[pop]

T: Fuck!
C: Alright, this... look, you gotta get it in there, okay? Are you ready?
T: One...
[pop]

T: Fuck, dude, it just doesn't fucking like kinda stay in my mouth, it just like, kinda hits it...
M: Just stick it in there...
C: When you catch it you're actually supposed to open your mouth wide and catch it mid-air, like a dog, you know?
[pop]

M: Oops, sorry, that was my fault...
T: Okay.
M: Push it in there deep, okay? There, you ready?
T: Okay.
M: One, two, three-
[pop]

C and M together: Hahahaha.
T: I think-
C: Okay, let's skip the banana - we have more things we can fucking play with, okay? We got the corn over here that we haven't even touched. Okay, here's some corn-
T: I think there's still a strawberry up there-
C: We don't care about the strawberry, put that corn on the cob up her butt.
T: Woot!
C: What just came out, a grape? Hahahaha.
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