Any Way You Want It, That's The Way You Need It

From the slightly offsetting tone of this woman's skin and the heavily upsetting tone of her "bronzer," we're able to discern one thing from the start of this video:

Things ain't gettin' much prettier from here on.

There is already a meat cigar worthy of Groucho in the arena, and I think the question in everybody's mind is: "What's going to happen with that?" Has shock porn achieved enough popularity to be able to make comfortable allusions to such phenomena as Cupchicks (2 Girls 1 Cup) or Goatse.cx? The answer, quite simply, is yes. This video, however, is a false example. Why, you ask?

Because this girl vaginally ingests the poo, and then PCs it right onto her own happy trail.

This legendary move (packing your bean curd into a disreputable woman's sniz), often referred to as "the muffin loaf" or "space docking," has not been well documented on video, probably due to a common lack of sexual interest. This move places coprophilia to another level, as it begs the question: "Can we raise the bar and place this stinky, concentrated evil into your cooch, risking various diseases and lowering the world's cumulative integrity?"

How do you top the turdtwat? And more importantly, how does the porno continue after the cannon has been fired? If someone can find a decent corollary to this video, post post post. The Muffin Loaf Clientele are waiting.