Latent Seafood Fetish

I'm glad that seafood fucking crosses gender and ethnic divides. Really. And what are those chicks playing with in the background? Oh yeah, eels. The ladies in the background look eastern european, so Japan apparently doesn't have a corner on the fornicating-with-edible-aquatic-life market - a fact that doesn't comfort me in the slightest. Is it the slipperiness, the phallic shape, the vaguely-vaginal smell, the taboo, the teeth? Is this thing diversely documented because it is a ubiquitous fetishization of seadwellers, or am I just preoccupied with this particular bizarre means to orgasm? I'm actually surprised that I've been unable to find a specific website dedicated to mammalian-osteichthyes eroticism. As there are extant videos, I had kind of assumed that there was a niche site, you know? Pay-per-video shit. Perhaps there are sites like that, just not in English, which brings me to a new pet complaint -
Ways in which Google disappoints me:
-A Journal of Narrative Theory essay by Ulrike Brisson about Mary Kingsley's study of Fetish in West Africa, called Fetish and Fish, was able to mislead me for several paragraphs before the term fetish was explained as the colonial use of the term, as idolic, polytheistic worship or something. I DO NOT LIKE BEING DUPED BY SUBJECT SPECIFIC DEFINITIONAL VARIANTS, ULRIKE.
-Fetishfish.com is not about fish fetishes, at all.
Next week I have a surprise for you all, and it isn't this.