Wood Elf Prince selects and purchases Bald White Naked Hairless Man from Large Black Bodybuilder.
Also, "Comforting a Young Warrior," in which monochromatic skin-bags fondle and fornicate a barbarian easily twice their size, noiselessly lamenting as their anuses fissure - and, probably, tittering with joy as they realize that they do not bleed. No, nor ejaculate, nor shed a tear of any fluid. They are but putty-men, the gollums of the 21st century - blind, silent, repetitive and horny. They move like Voldo through my waking nightmares. I'm so, so thankful that someone spent hours toiling to produce this staggering cinematic revolution.
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