E-Stim

There is a new masturbatory tool that I had never heard of! It's called E-stim! You put electrical shocks through your penis!
Anyway, I discovered this fetish first by finding the video on GayTube (My new stomping ground - Redtube is too vanilla and eFukt is too juvenile) and I almost took a joyshit form the novelty of it! I feel so jaded to perversions, now. Anyway, I then looked it up on Google shopping and lo, Amazon is the prince of Christmas. BUT WAIT! You can also purchse - get this - an electric dildo. A cattle prod shaped like a phallus.
Boo.

Disconcertingly Tan

Our Little Leathery Brothers are able to creep out even the most feral of GayTube commenters. I am particularly distressed, though, to see the sad face emoticon following BigAssGay's poor review of the backwards-pissing demonstration - "porn is supposed to stimulate sexual desire. This video has nothing to do with porn. I really changed my mind from masturbating right now, I will do it later :("

The Lesson of Lot: Genesis 19

Genesis 19: 30-36

30 And Lot went up out of Zo'ar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zo'ar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
31 And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
32 come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
34 And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
35 And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
36 Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.

Prof Bros Sodom & Gomorrah

Literotica story about Lot making fuck with his daughters, because they think they're the last people on earth and need to repopulate it.

Nerf : (

Nerf or Nothin'? Nothin' seems mighty appealing.

An Exploration of the Interstices of Pornography and Visual Impairment

Things I have learned:

-black dudes love some blind white women
-black dudes have inner demons
-sometimes those demons force them to lure blind girls into fuck-poses

perhaps the monster voices are coming from the girl herself? maybe she's just completely insane, a real schizophrenic who dresses like a school=girl stripper and uses a fireplace poker as her walking stick. Perhaps she has auditory monster hallucinations when she's sexually aroused. Since when is she a virgin who loves getting DP'ed?
She can only ever "see" when she's getting reamed.

Additional Ruminations:
It's weird for blind people to have sex AND for black people to have sex with white people AND for schizophrenics to be schoolgirls AND for two black dudes to make sex with one female woman. Plus she's not even shaved for the monsters.

Your prize for watching to the bitter end: they come on her face like pervy mockingbirds, just chattin'. Chattin' in moans. Repeating moans back and forth, like some grand symphonic orchestra of sensuality.

Shameful Self-Promotion? Yes pls.

Ms. O will be a model (as Lydia DeBauch).

What's the Ugliest Part of Your Body?

This is truly fascinating. Freak Fuckers, a porn site devoted to "bizarre" pornography, actually just produces b-horror movie sex scenes with an attempt at a coherent plot. Every other clip on the site makes me think of Videodrome, but Freak Fuckers actually sort of emphasizes the discourse of the Pridesack: why are people paying to see this and ostensibly masturbate to it? This is cinema and grand guignol theater and a donkey show all together. The desire for freak show spectacle has been perverted (a term not used pejoratively on this website) into a Freudian nightmare of GWAR-like proportions. Thankfully, as with GWAR, the tongue is planted firmly in cheek. All the sex seems consensual, and aside from faked enthusiasm for the diddling of tummy-vaginas and neck-pussies, the intercourse seems fairly straightforward and unencumbered by the psychodynamics that drive so much "hardcore" smut; the formula seems to be "put genitals where they don't belong, fuck". The freaks, in this case, are as fake as the prosthetic mouth-vagina's orgasm, which distances these videos from authentic exploitation and comforts your correspondent to no small degree. Is there a disparity between the presumed intention of this pornographic work and its actual result? Are you laughing? Are you turned on?
See also: Labia by Ann Talor