Labia by Ann Taylor

Popular US women's clothing retailer Ann Taylor is now selling a skin-colored tank top with labia hanging on the chest like the costume for some Cronenburg fantasy-woman.

Inverted Dingus

Cora: I think the rest of it is coiled up in his fupa*.

I have never seen a penis this tiny. I don't know how to feel. As a sexually experienced young woman, I have encountered all manner of peen, but this... it's very small. It's like a mini-marshmallow of foreskin. I don't pity the guy, he's obviously comfortable enough with it to post videos online, and he knows it's small. I don't envy him, either, of course, but how should I feel? Repulsion would be cruel, laughter is worse - but to shrug this off? It is an anomaly. The closest emotion I can articulate is fascination.

*Fupa: Fat Upper Pussy Area

What would Saramago think?

I'm glad this happened, really. It's as if the sexy parts of porn are being explained to me by strangers. OH WAIT

Epic Unicorn Man is Epic

Even if this has been seen by every man, woman, and child on this good Earth, this is a thing that needs to be documented; etched in silicon as EUM is etched in our hearts.

Forever and ever, Amen.

"This isn't a train wreck, but it's funny." - Adam

Not porn, but I still got off on it.

"Little Mermaid Porn and Gore"

We fffffound this.

My mind is reblown.

"Little Mermaid Porn and Gore" - these are a few of my favorite things.

Yeller Babies

Get that jelly out of your mouth! This is a respectable institution.