What would Saramago think?

I'm glad this happened, really. It's as if the sexy parts of porn are being explained to me by strangers. OH WAIT

Epic Unicorn Man is Epic

Even if this has been seen by every man, woman, and child on this good Earth, this is a thing that needs to be documented; etched in silicon as EUM is etched in our hearts.

Forever and ever, Amen.

"This isn't a train wreck, but it's funny." - Adam

Not porn, but I still got off on it.

"Little Mermaid Porn and Gore"

We fffffound this.

My mind is reblown.

"Little Mermaid Porn and Gore" - these are a few of my favorite things.

Yeller Babies

Get that jelly out of your mouth! This is a respectable institution.

I Warned You Ten Times of These Things

Sexy how?

How does she do it on command like that? Ipecac?